You can hear the moonbats go 'cooo cooo' (or is it coo coo ka choo?).
Remember when I wrote about GWB falling off the Segway? Did you know that it was all a plot by 'Big Oil'?
From USA Today,
"President's Segway tumble seems a tiny bit suspicious"
That's right folks, Bush fell of his scooter on purpose in an attempt to make folks not want them and to stay dependant on oil.
"But maybe Bush wanted to fall. Maybe he understands in a way few do that society is on the verge of a debate that could mold the future of transportation, much like the debate 100 years ago when cars first suggested that horses weren't the only way to travel."
"And if the future veers toward little two-wheeled electric-powered personal transporters, where does that leave ExxonMobil and Halliburton and the rest of the oil industry President Bush adores? Probably in the same sad league as the old Pennsylvania coal-mining companies, with Houston as the next Wilkes-Barre."
At first I thought he might be messing with my head. Then I read this,
"The conspiracy theory is bolstered by this: It's nearly impossible to fall off a Segway. Seventy-nine-year-old George H.W. Bush didn't fall off the one he got from his sons for Father's Day. Barbara Bush also got one, and she didn't fall off hers. Bush saw them through the Oval Office window and came outside to watch, recalls Kamen (the Segway's inventor), who has photos to prove it. This doubtlessly is when Bush first saw the potential of falling off one."
I seriously hope that this theory gets really popular. It might just prove to be the last gasp of a dead/dumb as dirt movement.
Posted by AnalogKid at June 19, 2003 04:23 AM | TrackBackHe fell off because he is a dumb idiot who forgot to turn the power on.
A man who nearly gets killed by a pretzel is hardly nobel prize material.
Posted by: Sonic on June 19, 2003 07:02 AMAnd a broad who is stupid enough to think she can physically stop a D-9 is?
Besides, the award has been a sham for the left since before they gave it to Arafat.
Posted by: analog kid on June 19, 2003 07:29 AMSo George would win the nobel prize if it wasn't for the evil left stopping him.
You really are a funny guy AK.
I seriously doubt he'd accept it, Har. I'm sure that he sees it for the sham organization it is. The Nobel was Clinton's thing.
Bush doesn't want any awards. He wants to rule the world, remember.
Posted by: analog kid on June 19, 2003 08:09 AMFell off the Segway on purpose to keep people dependant on Big Oil..... hmmmmm....
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Oh GOD!! HAHA!! Can't. Stop. Laughing.
OH!! OH!! MY kidneys hurt!! OH Jesus that's funny!! HAHAHA HOOHOOHAHA!!
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Only someone with an industrial strenght tinfoil hat could have come up with an idea like that. He fell off the thing because he hopped on it without it being turned on as I understand it. And does that make him an idiot? Hell no. That's no dumber than when you're distracted and you try to start your car when it's already running. Just cuz you brain-lapsed and made the starter make that evil screach that it does when you try to start your car twice does not conclusivly prove you are dumb.
Believing the story about Big Oil however, does.
Posted by: Mike the Marine on June 19, 2003 12:05 PMNo! no! no! It has nothing to do with a Big Oil conspiracy. The story is part of a conspiracy by Big Pharma and the Aluminum manufacturers. See, the moonbats will get all excited about this and start lining the walls of their houses with aluminum foil, while the non-moonbat crowd laughs so hard they damage their kidneys and have to go on medication.
Posted by: Anticipatory Retaliation on June 19, 2003 06:47 PMAHHHHHHHH...... now THAT, I believe.
Posted by: Mike the Marine on June 19, 2003 07:28 PM