There be no bein' a pirate if ye ain't gotta lass.
The fine Lady Salma Hayek be mine lady for the day. While sailing the seven seas, this bloke han't never run across a more talented, easy on the eyes lady than this. Other than the real Mrs (whom Ms. Hayek resembles).
Lo, tho she be a wee lass, I'd let her board me ship and storm me bannisters any day. She be the real latin sensation. I'll be havin me men take that J-Lo wench and lash her to the front of me ship before I'd touch her.
PS And take a look at those cannonballs boys!
PPS Any sexism implied be the curse of the pirate. Lighten up yer mainsail. It's the weekend.
Posted by AnalogKid at September 19, 2003 03:50 PM | TrackBackI refuse to talk like a pirate for personal reasons, but I am in complete agreement with you, for a change.
Posted by: bsti on September 19, 2003 10:55 PMAfter midnight...........no more pirate slang.
A fine looking young lady, and not very shy. That is a good thing.
Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Mark (puggs) on September 20, 2003 01:01 AMQuite a saucy wench! Haha, OK, no more pirate talk.
Posted by: Mollbot on September 20, 2003 02:04 AM