Petards.
hehehe. Nuff said.
OK, now I'm really leaving.
Posted by Neal Mauldin at November 27, 2002 01:30 PMYeah, but that's already a real word.
https://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=petard
Posted by: andy on November 28, 2002 01:45 AMTrue enough. But Petards has such a pleasing sound, I'm going to use it anyways.
We don't do much "petard hoisting" in this day and age.
Posted by: Neal on November 28, 2002 09:04 AMIt works as well as anything I've heard. Besides, I would bet some wandering petard just might read it, and be really, really angry. They might even drop their tofu burger. Staring in slack jawed amazment that the complete moral clearity of their position isn't appreciated.
Posted by: puggs on November 30, 2002 12:45 AMOf course there is always Petoman, a performer with musical farts. Since veggoes induce anal methane, PETOMANS would work.
Posted by: Gene 6-Pack on November 30, 2002 06:06 PM