This is what happens when enviro-weenies go wild.
"Animal loving German officials issued a warning to citizens that it was now illegal to kill ants and announced at the same time that it had appointed 85 Ant Protection Officers to protect ants nationwide."
"Homeowners and gardeners who attempt to destroy an anthill or subterranean nest will be subject to hefty fines if caught. They must now apply for a permit from their local forestry office to have the ants carefully moved to local woods."
I wonder if eating them is OK?
Posted by AnalogKid at July 24, 2003 08:01 AM | TrackBackHOOOOLY SHI'ITE!!! Please God tell me that's a comedy website - cuz if that's real, it's the single most retarded thing I've heard in my whole life.
Posted by: Mike the Marine on July 24, 2003 10:05 AMReally, sometimes I think there's a Vast Comedians Conspiracy, where they've infiltrated most governments in the world, producing comedy and wondering when the rest of us will figure it out.
Posted by: dr.dna on July 24, 2003 10:15 AM