It'll be my undivided pleasure to place my Imperial Jackboot so far up his scrawny ass that his fajitas will taste like shoe polish for a month!

Dude, watta f*n fruitball. Sooooo concerned about how everyone felt, except the Christians. Sadly this is an increasingly prevailing attitude. What would this guy think if I went to a secular "Annual December 25th Winter Spectacular!" and wrote about how offended I was when they trotted out Santa Claus? Screwball... hey Misha, can I kick 'im first? Pleeeze?

Guys, take a number. Ladies first!
Although I'll bet he got no end of Hell from the good, God-fearing people of Fort Worth, whose people his rag of a paper supposedly serves.