I would move to Georgia, but Pennsylvania made my day today. decisions decisions...

However, I believe sodomy is not. That means the wife can't legally give you a bj. Oh, wait, no wife ever has...

Now if everyone below the Mason Dixon line (and I used to live down there, and still miss sweet tea, so no redneck hater comments please) would legalize hardcore pornography and sex toys, the world would start shaping up to be a better place.

Hmm...you mean everything I did in Georgia last year was against the law???

Most likely.

I miss Georgia sometimes. There was civilization. You could walk into a restaraunt and KNOW they had fresh brewed sweet tea. You didn't have to ask. You KNEW. None of this damn yankee bullshit "Oh, we have iced tea sir, but you have to add your own sweetener." If I have to add my own sweetener, THEN IT AIN'T THE REAL DEAL. Getcher ass back in the kitchen and make me some tea, bitch!

Sigh.

Dodging gators on the way to work kinda sucked, though. At least I was on an Air Force base, where the nice folks at Animal Control had experience in relocating said critters.

I think sweet tea is one of the most underappreciated luxuries of the south. Hell, in Baton Rouge, even fast food restaurants like Taco Bell and Burger King have sweet tea. But a real home brewed glass of iced sweet tea, maybe with a little fresh mint in the hot summer months............