Is what the Hussein boys were doing. At least up until yesterday afternoon. And thanks go out to the men of the 101st for scratching that itch.

But that is not what Moammar Khadaffi's son is doing.

He's dancing the "I'm Gonna Wet Myself Shuffle" on CNN.

Saif al-eslam Khadaffi: "Because I'm a Libyan citizen, I would like to send this message to the American people and the American government that we, the Libyan people, we want to have a more constructive and fruitful relationship with the Americans. We want to see Americans visit Libya. We want to go there to study at American universities. We want to invest in the New York Stock Exchange. We want to have Pepsi Cola, Coca-Cola. We don't want confrontation and aggression and, you know, to fight anymore. It's over. It's behind us now. It's dead with the Cold War."

I know he's speaking arabic, so I'll translate. "I know my father is a terrorist supporter and a terrorist himself, but please don't kill me!"

Even though I like GWB because he says what he is going to do and then does it, sometimes he doesn't have to say a thing.